Now I am going to tell you that I have been a very bad boy. Yep, that's right......I am bad! I am a bad Cal! A few nights ago while everyone was sleeping, I pried open the bi-fold doors to the pantry and had a little midnight snack. I was able to break into Dixie's food bin and then tore my way into a bag of kitty crunchies the lady feeds to ferals. Truth be told I had a little help from my partner in crime, Ferris. He is very good at prying doors open!
When the lady came down stairs for our 6:30 am feeding the next morning she couldn't understand why we weren't running around crazy and meowing for our breakfast, it was odd behavior, we were calm! Then she noticed the pantry doors were wide open and proceeded to blame the man servant for leaving them open after getting a snack, which he denied and she didn't believe...hehehe! Then the evidence was discovered, yeah, we are not too good at covering our tracks. Her half-asleep eyes didn't notice the shredded bag under the pantry rack upon first inspection. What did get her full attention was the not-to-pleasant surprise in the litter box. Since I suffer from IBD, I am only supposed to eat my special canned foods. Eating anything else will literally run right through me, and it did! So that morning I received a bath and some meds. I am happy to report I am feeling much better.
When the lady came down stairs for our 6:30 am feeding the next morning she couldn't understand why we weren't running around crazy and meowing for our breakfast, it was odd behavior, we were calm! Then she noticed the pantry doors were wide open and proceeded to blame the man servant for leaving them open after getting a snack, which he denied and she didn't believe...hehehe! Then the evidence was discovered, yeah, we are not too good at covering our tracks. Her half-asleep eyes didn't notice the shredded bag under the pantry rack upon first inspection. What did get her full attention was the not-to-pleasant surprise in the litter box. Since I suffer from IBD, I am only supposed to eat my special canned foods. Eating anything else will literally run right through me, and it did! So that morning I received a bath and some meds. I am happy to report I am feeling much better.
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My mom apologizes for laughing out loud! We know how it goes with the special food since if Ginger or Jonesie or Madison get what that shouldn't have...we got trouble. We hope it was worth it you Cal...wet bottom boy!
You guys are badder than bad! Good work!
bad boys bad boys whatcha gonna do....
good werk guys!!!
Oh, dear! Crime doesn't pay, does it Cal? *snicker, snicker*
You tell it like it was worth it Cal, nice one.
Hey Cal...we think you learned your lesson, though...getting a bath and meds musta not been as fun as eating all that food!
Oh goodness Cal! Was it really worth it? I mean, a bath!!?? Yuck!
Good work, Cal! Too bad you had to get a bath!
Kiddo
Hahahaha! Way to go! I know how to open bi-fold doors, too, but I can't get to the foods. Sometimes I open all of the closet doors in the house. It's a good hobby.
That sounded like a lot of fun, except for the fact the food does not agree with you. Ack. Maybe it's all Ferris' fault? I think I'd blame it on Ferris ;-)
Happy New Year to you, Cal, and all of your family, too :-D
Uh oh, Cal - that IS bad! We're glad though that you're feeling frisky enough to be bad!
Wow, I am impressed! But I'm really sorry you had to have a bath and :::whispers::: that things "ran through you."
If I didn't say so before, Happy New Year!
Oh, it was such fun to be a little piggy, wasn't it? But then you had to pay the price. We hope your mom didn't scold you. Sounds like you had quite a self-imposed punishment for being bad.
I'm sorry to laugh buddy, but that is so funny. Not the bath part, but the other stuff. I'm sure your beans didn't expect those "fireworks" in the litterbox. ha ha ha don't light a match!!
Seriously, I'm glad you're feeling better dude. I know how hard flare ups are on everyone.
Happy New Year to you all!
PS your baby pictures made mommy almost fall over squeeing
HAHAHHAHA Bad Bad Cal!!! Dude, I feel for ya... having a running poop is horrible and embarrassment but then having to have a bath!??!
My momma on the other hand was laughing lots and lots and lots!!!! Good on ya Momma :(
V-V
Uh oh. I foresee a new lock on the pantry or an airtight container for the food.
Haha!! that's so funny! oh,, Ouch! You took a shower?!
Hope you won't catch cold!
Happy New Year to all of you!!
Noa and Ash
http://cats.8unicorn.com
Bad boys! Bad Boys? Whatcha gonna do?
Wow, we can say that we know some real live cat burglars! That's very impressive Cal, right up to the part where you 'needed a bath'...glad you're feeling better now,
Purrs
Gypsy & Tasha
We are sorry you had to have a bath, Cal. But we thank you, because somehow, that makes us breaking the lampshade less bad than you and Ferris breaking and entering, and then stealing the feral's foods!
OH we also had a bath. They aren't that much fun. Ours was not because our butts exploded though. Good story.
-Patches and Nemo
Heh heh. Getting to the food was good, but unwarranted butt explosions are not good.
Luf, Us
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