Ahhhh! Fresh air and sunshine! Everything was perfect, except the fact that the lady had me on a short leash. What's that about? Can I not be trusted?
I had my eye on a delicious birdie, but every time I tried to run after him I couldn't get farther than 10 feet! Darn leash! It was totally ruining my game!
How am I supposed to get any hunting done when you have the leash attached to your belt loop, woman?
This is my "hey lady, hows about takin' this ridiculous leash offa me so I can catch some birds" look.
The look didn't work and I'm so over it. Let me back in cause it looks like Ferris is ready to come out. Once he realizes he will be on a short leash, he may change his mind!We were abandoned on Saturday for the lady's bff's wedding. There was cake, but it was not made of nip. They did not shower us with gifts when they decided to roll in at 12:30 am Sunday morning. The servants are lame.
