Free Falling

Well, we no longer have a working camera. The clumsy lady servant broke it when she fell at the boat race yesterday. This is the second digital camera she has broken in only a year. Can we trade her in?
Funny story..... it was the next to the last lap of the boat race and the lady was sitting on the seawall at the port, watching the boats fly by at high rates of speed. Well, this boat turns the corner and heads straight for the seawall going over 100mph. Everyone starts to freak out and back away from the sea wall. Well, as the lady was trying to run for her life, she tripped over her dad's friend's lawn chair and ate the pavement in front of everyone....HAHAHA! She fell on her right side and has some bruises and has clicking and weakness in her shoulder, but the worst part is the camera didn't make it. It's dead, like completely. She can't even get the pictures off that she took of the boats. Still not sure if the boat was pulling a stunt or what, but got so scarily close to the sea wall, even the announcers thought they had lost control of the boat. She's not upset about it just a little in the shoulder. She says if she hadn't been sitting so close, she wouldn't have gotten so scared.